June 09, 2011

How Gorila Can Hurt Gay

Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.

The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection.

Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless.

A few days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt..... "Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."

Learning Part

Another gay joke. His partner ask him expecting that he might physically hurt from Gorilla rape. However, the gay who got raped replies that he is so mentally hurt that the gorilla never contact him again after making love with him. So funny......

Erection = Getting hard / upright (especially use with penis)

Screw = It means have sex in the story

Cage = A structure to put animals inside.

Rape = Force other person to have sex with

Kind Daddy

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.